Adarkar Valkyrie Adarkar Valkyrie may have a high mana cost, but it makes up for it with its extremely useful ability
The maximum value of this card would be to discard it for the plainscycling ability early, which keeps you on-curve while you hope to reanimate it later
If youre aiming for a flavorful, dedicated goblin deck from that set, these are definitely worth exploring
This also isn't the first time translations have been playfully ribbed by the Magic community
(When this equipment enters create a colorless 1/1 Hero creature token and attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1, gains "Whenever this creature attacks you gain 1 life," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types
Jokes aside, its absurd aggressive potential ends up being quenched by the sheer nature of a multiplayer format like Commander