The 'downside' to this card is that you get to give an opponent two Treasure tokens, which under any other circumstance would be bad, since giving your opponent mana isnt great
Personally, casting Scouts Warning without any follow-up is also endlessly funny, so it gets bonus points for that
While the Sage, Desert Warfare, and March of Velis Vel are payoffs, Copy Land can help you assemble those land types
While writing everything out makes sense for the article since it lets everyone see exactly what prices I'm using to calculate the expected value, the quick and easy averaging method is almost as accurate and more than good enough for a quick self-EV check
There are now around 29,000 unique Magic: The Gathering cards
Hazel of the Rootbloom is a big mana dork, but does, to be fair, ask you to tap your team (or your food, clues, or treasures)