Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame
Card Text: Put five 1/1 white Human creature tokens onto the battlefield
Its not even foil, which lowered its collectibility and price in my eyes
For me, the tipping point is in the card type creatures are just much better than sorceries, adding the utility of attacking and blocking, paying sacrifice and convoke costs and everything else you need a body for in Magic
My personal favorite is Sokka's Haiku, which not only references one of my favorite episodes of the show, but also has the rules of the card written out in haiku form
Cards like Murder, Journey to Nowhere, and Fatal Push can remove most deathtouch creatures with no problem