The instant costs four, you exile a targeted nontoken you control, the top two cards, and then cloak them as 2/2 face down dorks with ward
(Food is an artifact with " , , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life." Treasure is an artifact with " , Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Creature - Elf Scout Color tag templates(None) Undergrowth Champion If damage would be dealt to this creature while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature
If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) The best hiding places are other people
This one is the most interesting to me because it can make things into 7/7 Dinosaurs
** Featuring Warhammer 40,000s Orks, Warhammer Age of Sigmar, and Blood Bowl.
But it does the job and is eminently reachable, provided you aren't playing strictly by the rules of the game