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a chapter triggers whenever the number of lore counters are equal to, or surpass the chapter number

The next paragraph has to be the conclusion, right

Direct damage triggers enrage as well

It enters with three times that many +1/+1 counters on it.) Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage equal to its power to up to one other target creature

So if you made infinite mana you can draw your library with this, but it's pretty pricey as a five mana tap outside of that deck so it's back here halfway through my card list between an Eldrazi Titan and a powerhouse equipment

Im going to keep this one and aggressively scry away anything thats not a land on top