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Old Standard | Abe Sargent Creatures (6) 2 Phyrexian Walker 4 Shield Sphere Spells (30) 1 Swords to Plowshares 4 Counterspell 4 Enlightened Tutor 4 Force of Will 4 Impulse 1 Ancestral Knowledge 4 Enduring Renewal 4 Goblin Bombardment 4 Lotus Petal Lands (24) 4 Mountain 4 Plains 6 Island 2 Undiscovered Paradise 4 Adarkar Wastes 4 City of Brass 4
For what its worth, I dont think ill be putting this in my 5-color Child of Alara EDH
Venom can exile cards from graveyards to add their strength to himself, and Doc Ock can animate a random artifact, turning it into an 8/8
We have a pretty bare-bones concept
Dragons have a lot of good ramp options in red with Dragonlord's Servant and Dragonspeaker Shaman, which are useful for a creature type defined by being big