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Theyre not too difficult to learn with, theyre nicely balanced, and play off each other very well

Drogskol Reaver is also a classic Oloro, Ageless Ascetic card, because this commander allows you to automatically gain 2 life each turn, so youre drawing cards off Oloro and Drogskol for cheap

I like this card because of its ability to rid the field of an over-stuffed board

Kindred Dominance In the right Tribal deck, Kindred Dominance is a 7 cmc Plague Wind, which I consider playable in Mono Black already, so a cheaper version is welcome

This one is even a creature so you can just destroy it when youre done with the effect

Anyway, when Unglued came out, she was a little upset that the set was overrun with farm animals (you know cows and chickens and what not) yet had no pig