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Internal dimensions: 140mm x 80mm x 126mm

While its easy to say that the look of a monster in a kids show is the most distressing thing about this, I would say that this isn't the weird part

As a card, Squirtle deals small damage, and the abilities scale only with evolution to mightier Wartortle and Blastoise

Made of Cherry wood and engraved with our interpretation of the Magnus Archives famous Ex Altiora

No, it definitely wasnt that

You also won't have to worry about your opponent ruining your fun with special effects, either, as Happiness can negate monster effects for your turn and if you have a base Purrely as material, your opponent can't do anything to stop you