mtg cards bending Haze [SGL-FAB-EVR1-141-ENN] Bend, 54 cards | Magic:

It has all the effects you need

Young Hero is the worst Role class, and cashing it in doesnt really help for board stalls, but its at least a deterrent for killing it

Cards like Rile and Slight Malfunction become sleeper hits in a deck like this

It is the existence of aristocrat archetypes that really give this its chance but with those basically all being more than just black we can do a lot better on our support dudes for three mana

There's even an additional pair of large mandibles underneath, giving it possibly four mouths in total, and either small humanoid arms with claws fingers that also hang from under just the head segment

(2019-10-04) The card types that could appear among your permanents and cards in your graveyard are artifact, battle, creature, enchantment, instant, kindred, land, planeswalker, and sorcery