The very cool hippy women who owned the store (and spent most of her afternoons watching movies like Nasfaratu on Netflix with her 8-year old daughter while business was slow) was going to throw them away, so I came to the rescue and set about doing some research
The curses generally lean toward hating on one player, but this often leads to one clear enemy for you, and low resources for the rest
Decks ramping with artifacts might want Urza, Lord High Artificer, while a deck full of mana dorks may reach for Craterhoof Behemoth
So, thematically, this Jumbo Cactuar card ticks off all the boxes of the original: Hes difficult to kill at seven defense, though not impossibly so
Paying is a serious cost
If Llanowar Scout comes out with multiple lands in hand and before a turn when Muldrotha could be cast, that is a fantastic start for this deck