While drawing three and discarding one for four mana isn't laughable, it's also not good, especially in Sheoldred Standard
Theres nothing wrong with paying 2 mana and sacrificing a clue to get a card, but sometimes you have a lot of them, so Lonis offers you a big tempo swing
Then exile it.) The lands copy exactly what was printed on the original creature and nothing else (unless that permanent is copying something else
9999 is typically the damage cap in each game, so a card that dishes out the same amount of damage to a creature makes a ton of sense
In every situation outside of that very narrow and almost wishful thinking scenario, though, this card is really not great in the slightest
The Bounce Lands Well, they are two lands, in one card which somewhat helps you not getting too mana screwed