Looking at the list of cards Ive compiled for this second volume suggests that Ive become a fan of the more thoughtful applications of flavour text, but whether theyre written to make you think or just to make you laugh, its clear that Magic cards are still the undisputed king of this particular art form
The musical sound of its turning triggers the tumblers of revelation
The best of the best that you cant really skip out on are Vryn Wingmare, Thalia, Guardian of Thraben, Linvala, Keeper of Silence, Strict Proctor, and Wandering Archaic
"The funnier thing to me isn't that he didn't know what a 'lemure' is, but that he nailed it on 'hyalopterous' note ." "D'aaawwwww, look at the cute little OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S EATING ME OH GOD WHY" And then Hyalopterous Lemure got a reprint in Dominaria Remastered, done by an artist that apparently understood the term "lemure" so the artwork isn't as funny
City's Blessing Card Once you have ascended to the highest temple of Orazca, the power of the Immortal Sun is yours to wield forever
Using the one black mana you made with Phyrexian Altar, re-cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard
