Ironically, despite the high cost of this card, you can't use it in-game
You determine the size of the bonus as the melee ability resolves
You may cast either half using discover, but you cannot cast both halves
That's 16 more than Toph, Hardheaded TeacherToph, Hardheaded Teacher or the more mundane Uncle IrohUncle Iroh has in Gruul, 15 more than Sokka, Bold BoomerangerSokka, Bold Boomeranger in Izzet, and 13 more than Guru PathikGuru Pathik and The Lion-TurtleThe Lion-Turtle have in Simic, to say nothing of the multiple single-color Lesson commanders that have access to a fraction of that (return readers will note that I didn't even mention Lessons when I wrote about Gran-GranGran-Gran last week)
Merry, Esquire of Rohan: Merry is a perfect friend for Amy, as Merry draws cards, and joins in the hasty attacks, all the way from Middle-Earth
Reality Heist I'll be upfront in saying that this card is a pretty distant eighth in comparison to the rest of the list