When it deals combat damage to a player, it also creates a 1/1 black Ninja token , and if you then control five or more Ninjas, your opponent loses half their life, rounded up
It still protects from Blasphemous Act, afterall, and I see 1.5 of those every game on average
Basically, they are cards that are otherwise typical creature cards, but some condition allows you to flip them over so that they become a new card
My next addition is Citadel of Pain - the bane of any blue player
You can immediately get right back in a game post mass removal with a Gang, or you can close out any game on the spot if they left your board well alone
Well then, I have the deal for you