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1BB, T: Draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand

The artwork for this Urza comes from an old supplementary set called Vanguard, marking it as the first time this artwork has been featured on a regular Magic card

Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on Assemble the Legion

Idyllic Tutor lacks the utility of Enlightened Tutor, but youre only allowed one of those in per deck in EDH and Idyllic allows you to put the card you fetch right into your hand for an extra two mana

Anchor is an extra Blue mana and harder to cast

Just change white to black and watch as nobody gets to have creatures anymore