A joke that takes more than 20 years to finish is the nuts
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Not even just the best MTG decks, either - nearly every deck needs to play one land a turn to function
There's lots of options here - chain-casting Eldrazi is obviously great, but so is something basic like spamming Inspiring Overseer
(If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.) P/T Number 174 Language English Legal Formats Commander, Legacy, Vintage Not Legal Formats Alchemy, Brawl, Competitive Brawl, Historic, Modern, Pauper, Pioneer, Standard, Timeless Rulings (4/29/2022) If the creature loses its shield counter during combat, it will be removed from combat when it changes controllers
Suckin' on some Moo-Moo Milk Apparently, a Sentret suckling on a synthetic udder was deemed inappropriate for the rest of the world, and perhaps even questionable in Japan