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Sorry, time to turn off the NES and leave the cabin

This Red Enchantment has way too much text on it, and while reading it is part of the annoyance, the real problems come in when you have the answer to something in your hand, and you know you probably wont get the job done with whatever you deck spits out

Drawing cards in Magic: The Gathering always feels good

Celestial Armor AND Divine Resilience Everyone loves answers to removal, mass or targeted, like this three-drop flashing Equipment that auto equips on arrival and gives it both hexproof and indestructible this turn

When multiple continuous effects interact at the same layer, first the CDA effects are applied, then other effects in timestamp order (this order of applying effects may be broken by dependences, ref

Upheaval One of the cheaper cards on the list and the only one that doesn't actually do anything proactive for you