But if it did need flavor text, I'd submit this to Wizards amid a flash of lightning and a crash of thunder: Ahh Behold, I've crafted a new weapon
You are standing in front of the Magic: The Gathering section and hesitating between the different booster boxes
Both commanders start in the command zone, and the remaining 98 cards (or 58 cards in a Commander Draft game) of your deck are shuffled to become your library
For each of the cards in a drop, Im listing the EDHREC inclusion rate, as well as two prices: the cheapest version (usually a basic frame nonfoil) and the most expensive (could be serialized, mega-rare, or from the Alpha release!) so that we have a basis for where the card prices should land
Id lean into the latter, because people will play cool creatures, and its great to attack their owners with them
Some mythics become chase cards, while others drop quickly if there is not enough player demand