This ended up as a spreadsheet filled with over 200 designs before we even thought about having an official set file
Normally the most cost-efficient way to get a lot of packs is to buy a full booster box from your LGS
Alternatively, you could use a card like Illusionists Bracers to copy the 10,000 Needles ability onto another creature, giving your opponent 20,000 needles to try to avoid instead
Id miss having red and the tools it brings, but he still feels like an interesting option that might have legs in cEDH
Force of Despair showing Squidward looking sadly out the window may work with the card's name, but has little to do with its mechanic of destroying creatures (unless I missed a particularly violent SpongeBob episode)
2 Develop Your Brain Easily the best draw card in the game, Develop Your Brain lets you look at the top two cards of your deck, putting one into your hand while the other goes to the bottom of your deck