It's almost certainly too cute, but I have a real soft spot for Scavenged Brawler, if you want it's a sweet buff from the graveyard, but since it also has all those abilities as a creature you can use it as a decent base body in a pinch I guess
Activate only if you created a token this turn
This turn, instead of declaring blockers, each defending player chooses any number of creatures they control and divides them into a number of piles equal to the number of attacking creatures for whom that player is the defending player
The evening after I had concluded my interview with Richie, Fay and Bob joined us in the home of some mutual friends, who were kind enough to give me and Sam their spare bedroom for the night
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That may sound like a lot of prerequisites, but you can actually pull off such a combo in Standard right now