For permanent spells, if the spell doesn't resolve, the permanent never enters, so its triggered ability never triggers
With Samwise Gamgee to infinitely loop Cauldron Familiar, Pitiless Plunderer to turn those poor sacced creatures into value, new cards like Farmer Cotton and old cards like Krark-Clan Ironworks, Abzan is the best starting point for the culinarily-inclined
1 Traditional foil card from Timey-Wimey 1 in 10 appear in surge foil
Crime Novelist Crime Novelist looks like a weak goblin on the surface, but it grows very quickly if you're sacrificing artifacts like treasures or clues for any purpose
It also features Pudge, which is worth the hefty price tag alone
Those decks benefit from a wide berth of fast, efficient flicker spells, like Ephemerate, as reusing the abilities on creatures like Sun Titan can be very powerful