raccoon mtg cards My take on the Racoon card from that viral comic : r/custommagic The Gathering Type: Creature, Subtype: Raccoon, 23

You might choose to exile a card you know you cant play just to get it out of the way, like if your opponent has a Blightsteel Colossus

Azusa, Lost but Seeking is one of the best options, as well as Dryad of the Ilysian Grove and Ghirapur Orrery

Even though this particular piece is longer I recommend reading it for yourself since its pretty funny and most of that would get lost in a summary

Demons Jester Demon's Jester suffers from a similar issue as the previous card

Special Guests (SPG) Special Guests (SPG) are a class of reprint which delivers art and flavor text suited to the wider set

Slot in burn spells to churn through any resources your opponent's thought they had because the miracle of to pay for any one spell on any turn is powerful