#1 EDIT 28/9/17 Since I'm a little bit busy, I couldn't translate, and I have no free time, this is still alive, but this will be in slow mode
Imagine if the 2/3 vanilla creature in Alpha were named Minotaur Captain and had no flavor text
You'll have a battlefield full of masters in no time
During each of your End Phases, this card loses 500 ATK
When the Dynamo's toughness gets close to death at long last, we just have to let the next Rite of Passage trigger can put more +1/+1 counters on it, or if we run out of those too, let the next Guilty Conscience trigger resolve, creating a bunch of new Rite of Passage triggers
Upcoming Magic: The Gathering TCG Release Dates Brewers, the chase is on