Crossway Troublemakers Rarity: Rare TYPE: Creature SUBTYPE: Vampire CMC: 6 Mana cost: USD: $0.35 EUR: 0.31 TIX: 0.02 EDHREC RANK: 3538 (5/5) Attacking Vampires you control have deathtouch and lifelink
If it's a creature card, put it into your graveyard
Even if you play or judge completely unserious tournament you find activated ability easily
In my time at a nameless MTG singles retailer I saw more than a handful of coworkers drop the deceptively difficult-to-carry BCWs on the ground, sending cards flying across the carpet and into the dust-filled voids beneath the shelving
It would take quite a few years for that to bear fruit, though
Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus doubles your proliferate triggers, then protects itself by letting you pay Phyrexian blue mana and remove three counters from among your permanents to put an indestructible counter on it