Note 2: There might be some 2/1s, you can generate for B in other ways (like Sarcomancy, which is an enchantment for B that produces a 2/2), but I didnt bother to look for them
No one let's an MC through unless they can't do anything else
Witness Protection was already borderline playable, but one of its weaknesses was the 1/1 could still easily end up doing 3 to 4 damage over the course of the game
Something to note, this is also the only instant of the Adventures in this cycle, the rest are sorceries
They have the very rare Meld mechanic, where you can pay five mana to fuse them together if theyre both on the battlefield
While attached, this isn't a creature.) As long as The Reality Chip is attached to a creature, you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library