I also included a sneaky copy of Tainted Strike with can one-hit-kill players out of nowhere with Demon of Death's Gate
If you don't need it to be tournament playable, we can paint over whatever you like
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Sorcery Color tag templates(None) Vandalblast Destroy target artifact you don't control
Rules Tip: letting go of your cumulative upkeep is a sacrifice, so once again, Thraximundar gets better
While Caw-Blade was merely historically good before the printing of Batterskull, this was enough to elevate it to God-tier
