Super-huge, in-your-face monsters exploding out of the cards at you, hitting you in the cornea like a comic book onomatopoeia
Im aiming for well-known brands and names here, things most Magic players will recognize, since they have trustworthy reputations
White Mage gets Lifelink, Thief cannot be blocked, and Black Mage has Deathtouch
Card draw is a struggle and it's easy to run out of steam with so many low-cost, low-impact characters, but it's a puppy-themed deck that lets you flood the board with adorable dogs, so it gets a huge pass on its relative lack of synergy
(As a side note, you get as many basic lands as you'd like for your deck, and you don't have to draft them
Any deck, especially creature token decks, can utilize Triumph of the Hordes as a win condition of epic proportions