And then, the cherry on top, if you put +1/+1 counters on five different dragons using this ability, you just straight up win the game
It's almost like everyone expecting more Gods in Amonkhet and then having Wizards print a cycle of cards for each color named "x, God of y," but instead of being powerful enchantment creatures, the Amonkhet Gods are functional color-shifted reprints of Squire
Then it can help you to draw a card
You usually have to wait patiently after purchasing, as there'll be months between clicking 'pre-order' and actually receiving your cards
Ultimately, this is a placeholder solution so that more time can be spent on fingerprinting and identifying headless browsers (EG: via how they do font rendering) so that the challenge proof of work page doesn't need to be presented to users that are much more likely to be legitimate
Honorable Mention #4