For the toon monsters you control, providing your opponent doesnt control a fellow toon, you can attack your opponent's life points directly
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It fits cleanly into reanimator, life drain, or even just goodstuff Black decks
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The only downside I see is that it doesn't do anything on its own, which means that, in addition to a big target on its back, even in the perfect conditions opponents-wise, we might end up not casting it because our other cards aren't good enough in that spot
I've even considered cutting him before