Lich [Unlimited Edition] Goblin Artificer Set: Judge Gift Cards 2004

Set: Judge Gift Cards 2004 Type: Creature — Elf Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{G}{G} Echo {3}{G}{G} (At the beginning of your upkeep

I think 'toast' is an appropriate description

Imaginary Friend (When this creature enters the battlefield

When you control no lands

If you control three or more artifacts

Lich [Unlimited Edition] Goblin Artificer Set: Judge Gift Cards 2004Set: Unlimited Edition Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {B}{B}{B}{B} As Lich enters the battlefield, you lose life equal to your life total. You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. If you would gain life, draw that many cards instead. Whenever you're dealt damage, sacrifice that many nontoken permanents. If you can't, you lose the game. When Lich is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you lose the game.