If you don't have any ways to cheat around equip costs, your turns are going to be very slow, allowing your opponents to interact with your battlefield and remove threats before you can even take advantage of them
For his +1, he untaps a mountain and turns it into a red 4/4 with haste until the end of the turn
10 Piglet - Sturdy Swordsman 221/204, Steel Piglet might not be known for his bravery, but his small frame can house more pluck than he tends to believe
After all, I already covered all of the D&D references that have been sprinkled throughout MTG since Legends
Crew 2 Artifact - Vehicle Color tag templates(None) Urabrask's Forge At the beginning of combat on your turn, put an oil counter on this artifact, then create an X/1 red Phyrexian Horror creature token with trample and haste, where X is the number of oil counters on this artifact
This siege battle twist on Green Sun's Zenith is only a tad less efficient