Whether you’re lighting up
and just enough plausible deniability to wear in public without immediately getting tackled by HR
and somehow still gets stared at like they just explained quantum physics to a houseplant
✨ Whether you're dressed to the nines or wearing jeans and a T-shirt
and anyone who’s watched life completely ignore their carefully constructed roadmap
Monkey Pizza Theory Size:L Whether you’re lighting upDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Most people have heard some version of the old "infinite monkey theorem"the idea that if you gave enough monkeys enough time, one of them would eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare. That's a fascinating thought experiment, but frankly, we're just relieved they found flour, yeast, tomato sauce, pepperoni, cheese, and beer first. This shirt celebrates the much more practical side of mathematical