Chooks On Tour: Ningaloo Tee White 2025 Hit the pub lookin’ hotter

Hit the pub lookin’ hotter than a parmi fresh out the kitchen

Maybe it’s the camaraderie of those dodgy weekend missions with the boys

So if you’ve got a chook in your hand

The sun’s blasting

they have a weekend festival dedicated to the curious crustaceans

Chooks On Tour: Ningaloo Tee White 2025 Hit the pub lookin’ hotterIt was a scorchin arvo on the Loo, the kind where the suns got teeth and the waters just beggin for a rip. Bazza the Chook and Kev the turtle had borrowed a jetski from some unsuspecting tourists and were tearin across the reef when they got themselves into a bit of grief. WHACK! They collided head on with Big Wazza, a whale shark the size of a Prado towing a caravan, cruisin peacefully through the deep blue. The poor bloke cops a jetski to the