Simply put, Aetherflux Reservoir is one of the best cards ever printed for the Lifegain deck
It has sort of passable stats, especially because it does a whole lot more than just sit around as a 3-mana 3/2
This has to be one of the weakest junk Mythics from the battlecruiser era
Not only is this a cheap way to interact with Dockside Extortionists trigger, its also the kind of tempo card that blue decks love and that they need more of
The island walk is just a nice bit of icing on the cake that ensures a good number of people you face will find this entirely unstoppable with dorks
Released in 1999, it has long since been banned from most forms of competitive Magic due to its ability to not just ensure a win , but also entirely take over a game to the point where nothing is fun anymore Vance, Donald Trumps 2024 running mate, revealed this August that hed been something of a hobbyist sorcerer in his teenage years