In your misguided attempt to subvert the law, you have eloquently explained why the law must exist. Watermark: Azorius Illustrated by Izzy Standard Not Legal Alchemy Not Legal Pioneer Legal Historic Legal Modern Legal Brawl Legal Legacy Legal Comp
He shares what is known on the topic in an upcoming book, The Mathematics of Shuffling Cards (American Mathematical Society), which he co-wrote with acclaimed mathematician Persi Diaconis
But it should be best known for being an absolute back breaker of a mid-range artifact in constructed formats
It cost eight mana, but it's a 7/6 with vigilance, trample, and haste
Do note that tournaments and other official events, unless marked as casual, will have a fairly firm stance on what cards can be used, with set codes on each card that will show whether or not theyre currently legal for competitive play
Add your designs and patterns to either a smooth or textured leather and never lose your oyster card again