Death Before Decaf T-Shirt Size:XL So no one told you

So no one told you fatherhood was gonna be this way

ensuring meats are cooked to perfection—never overdone

In a world where candy prices are skyrocketing

He traded in his leather jacket for a diaper bag

this is the daily grind only a dad could love… or at least survive

Death Before Decaf T-Shirt Size:XL So no one told youSome things in life are non negotiablelike real coffee, strong enough to power through sleepless nights, early mornings, and never ending dad duties. Death Before Decaf isnt just a motto; its a commitment to keeping the energy levels high and the weak brews far, far away. For the dad who runs on caffeine and sheer willpower, this is a badge of honor. Because a world without real coffee? Unthinkable.