Combustible Gearhulk [Kaladesh Inventions] Core Set 2019 and everyone else answers with

and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card

12 x Hotels

Set: Tenth Edition Type: Legendary Creature — Avatar Minion Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{B}{B}{B}{B} When Phage the Untouchable enters the battlefield

it deals that much damage to its controller

Exile Expropriate

Combustible Gearhulk [Kaladesh Inventions] Core Set 2019 and everyone else answers withSet: Kaladesh Inventions Type: Artifact Creature Construct Rarity: Mythic Cost: {4}{R}{R} First strike When Combustible Gearhulk enters the battlefield, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then Combustible Gearhulk deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.