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Profts Eidetic Memory Proft's Eidetic Memory feels important for Commander

Use Sneak Attack with effects like Terror of the Peaks to turn all of your creatures into souped-up Lightning Bolts with bodies

Overgrown Battlement & Axebane Guardian Ancient ramparts infused with primal energy, channeling mana like the roots of an ancient world tree, ensuring the tide of war never ceases

If that card is no longer in your hand when Don't Worry About It tries to resolve, it won't resolve

Noxious Revival (SPG) $29.99 Free spells are always worth looking at, but Noxious Revival isnt the most broken of these

And I dont know about you, stealing my opponents permanent before getting rid of it feels a heck of a lot sweeter, especially when its something incredibly strong, like The One Ring