At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a creature card exiled with Chaos Shrines Black Crystal onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it
Let's add a partner to the mix, so we're not stuck with the worst two-color combo, and add in the best two-color combo
Sometimes things come really close to actually breaking the game, and those things can be fixed more often than not
Watching your opponent cast a removal spell on Phyrexian Fleshgorger, and paying an additional seven life thanks to its ward cost, almost makes it okay to see it get killed
Haliya, Guided by Light Haliya, Guided by Light has lovely text that lets you gain lots of life from artifacts and creatures you put into play
Okay, a vanilla 8/8 for eight Mana isnt insane, but its also not terrible