And when it comes to breaking said support , nothing does it better than Harpies Feather Duster
Commune with Dinosaurs While in reality this is too narrow for most general uses and is really just a tribal card it is still a lot more playable than Seek the Wilds

Here are a bunch of cards that are currently over $3 that can make the deck even better (but still janky!): Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth + Cabal Coffers for amazing ramp, Godless Shrine, Temple of Silence, Boseiju, Who Shelters All, Ancient Tomb, Scrubland, Fetid Heath, Marsh Flats, Strip Mine, Wasteland Lands: Mana Crypt, Mana Vault, Grim Monolith, Black Market, Thran Dynamo, Gilded Lotus Ramp: Vindicate Flexible Removal: Toxic Deluge (extremely good here), Wrath of God, Damnation, Black Sun's Zenith Board Wipe: Erebos, God of the Dead, Necropotence, Ad Nauseam Card Draw: Sun Titan, Yawgmoth's Will Recursion: Demonic Tutor, Vampiric Tutor, Beseech the Queen, Enlightened Tutor, Academy Rector, Idyllic Tutor, Weathered Wayfarer Tutor: Mirror Universe (the best life swap card for the deck), Platinum Angel / Phyrexian Unlife (keeps us alive during combos), Hatred (controlled lifeloss and potential win with commander damage) Combo Pieces: Finally, here's a sample list of the deck with no budget, while still sticking true to the jank goals: That's All, Folks

A 3/2 flash body isnt a great clock, and its mediocre in combat
Pawn of Ulamog makes Eldrazi tokens that can be churned for one colourless mana, and Selfless Savior, Selfless Spirit, and Mother of Runes all add extra layers of protection
Here, let me give you another example