off the shoulder mermaid prom dress Charming Red Off-the-shoulder Long Dresses with Glitter – Ballbella Beautiful Off-the-Shoulder Long Sleeves Prom

The garment, if one can call it that, was stitched together from hunks of raw flank steak by the Argentine designer Franc Fernandez

Red is the color of love, passion, and vitality

They frame the face, photograph well, and work across strapless, one-shoulder, V-neck, and halter necklines

(Im not saying there arent times when those pairings work, but in general, standard neutrals arent all that joyful.) But colors can act as neutrals too

While Censori has certainly contributed a notable moment in the history of the naked dress trend, she has transformed what is typically a suggestive whisper into a deafening shout

But thanks to our locale in the Southern Hemisphere, our Christmas day outfits should be ones suited to warm clients, effortless yet underpinned by elegance, and are as joy-inducing as the event calls for